3 things you should know before swallowing semen

3 things you should know before swallowing semen

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Sure, sperm helps make babies, but what else do we know about it?

Keep reading for things you should know before swallowing semen.

1. It will burn if it gets in your eyes
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Keep all semen away from your eyes. Not only is that shit sticky, but our handy-dandy friend spermine also makes it burn on contact with your eyes. We are not saying your eyes are doing any swallowing, but they are in close vicinity to your mouth. So it’s just something to be aware of.πŸ˜˜πŸ˜›πŸ€©πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ”₯πŸ‘™πŸ‘™β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’”πŸ’”

2. Semen could help you live longer

According to a study published in Nature Medicine, spermidine, a chemical found in semen, helped rats’ hearts function better and reduced blood pressure, in turn helping them live longer. Granted, these were rats and not people. But still β€” the more you know.πŸ₯”πŸŒ½πŸ πŸ₯¨πŸŒ­πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ₯žπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ€©πŸ€©

3. You may have a zinc deficiency if you think it tastes good

Zinc has a very distinct β€” and many would say gross β€” taste. It’s also present in semen. if you consume something that has zinc and it doesn’t taste bad, you may have a zinc deficiency. Granted, you’ll need to talk to a doctor to get a real diagnosis, but, hey, that’s a pretty creative way to get the ball rolling. @dickhead256 πŸ˜‹β›Žβ˜ͺπŸ’ŸπŸπŸ‘πŸ“πŸ’