Today I will give you guys The Do’s and Dont’s when You are Sick During sex
DON’T try to give a blowjob with a stuffy nose because you will suffocate.
DO try doggy style to avoid having to look at each other’s red, snotty, cold-medicine-drunk faces.
DON’T sneeze into your lady’s vagina or your man’s ballsack. If you feel like you might blow snot at any second, skip the 69ing altogether.
DO make like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman” and don’t kiss on the mouth.
DON’T forget to keep a box of tissues nearby so that if you do sneeze or get snot on your partner, you can wipe it up without totally killing the mood.
DO have an orgasm because it acts as a natural decongestant, headache reliever and sleep aid.
DO enjoy a post-sex snack of hot chicken noodle soup,
DON’T get rough. Jackhammering will turn a feverish headache into a splitting migraine.
DO take non-drowsy cough syrup at least 30 minutes before you get going. Nothing ruins the mood like a phlegmy coughing fit while you’re pumping away.
DO try it in the shower so the steam (both literal and figurative) can help soothe your congestion.
DON’T get offended if he can’t stay hard for long or you can’t climax. Remember, your genitals are feeling sickly too. At least you tried!