Man Says His Cancer Was Cured By Contracting AIDS

Man Says His Cancer Was Cured By Contracting AIDS

John Johnson, 38, was diagnosed with bone cancer in 2013 and was given 6 months to a year to live by his doctors. Today, Johnson is cancer-free, thanks to what he says is the “life giver,” otherwise known as AIDS. Man Says His Cancer Was Cured By Contracting AIDS

“When the doctors told me I had 6 months left, I was a mess,” said Johnson. “After a week or so, I pulled myself together, and I went out on the town. Nay, I went out in the country! I started travelling, and, frankly, I fucked anything that moved. It was a great time, but then I started noticing that I was losing some serious weight. I thought it was the cancer, but I was wrong.”

Much to his surprise, a return visit to his doctor shows that Johnson had completely beaten cancer, but that he had contracted AIDS.

“It’s crazy to me that all this time, the cure to cancer was right there in front of us,” said Johnson. “It makes total sense where there are no people with AIDS who also have cancer. It seems that the two diseases simply cancel each other out.”

According to his doctors, Johnson will live a life free of cancer, but his outlook on AIDS is grim; they expect that he will not see the end of 2016.

“Hey, they’ve been wrong before, you know?” said Johnson. “At this point, I’m just going to keep doing my thing, and the good Lord Satan will take me whenever he’s ready to. Not much I can do except enjoy this time!”

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